ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

(Source: clulopenguin)

139,955 notes

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

(Source: latadelixo)

259,096 notes

thenaturalsupernatural:

I dont know what that is….but if i saw this thing walking inmy neighborhood…I’d shoot it. Or pour holy water on it.

thenaturalsupernatural:

I dont know what that is….but if i saw this thing walking inmy neighborhood…I’d shoot it. Or pour holy water on it.

5,687 notes

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova)

101,475 notes

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

178,759 notes

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

238,490 notes

fightingscholarlykrogan:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie

(Source: superwholocknonsense)

58,376 notes

rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

21,938 notes

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

251,205 notes