kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

53,448 notes

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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the-fandom-tollbooth:

tyrion-lannnister:

the-fandom-tollbooth:

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

patio

patio isn’t french

le patio

(Source: ratchard)

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koolaidicecubes:

hoodieproctor:

koolaidicecubes:

koolaidicecubes:

Why are emotions like that

Science side help me out

nucleus

Thank you

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brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

(Source: basedgosh)

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goldtriforce:

THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR

(Source: kashiwaba)

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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highhway-to-anywhere:

Rocking it out this mornting. Happy Eatser everybody!!! 😬😬🙌🙌🎉🎉🎉🐇🐇🐇🍫🍫🍫

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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